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Spiritual Edition Previous thread : >>77336822https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77336822Rules: Ignore annoying moidsspiritual edition>Do you believe in any new age beliefs that may be from outside your religion (such as law of attraction, astral projection, etc.). Has it ever worked for you?>Do you believe in souls? What about soul colors?>What is a conspiracy theory or spiritual belief you swear by, even if you may be mocked by others?>Have you ever performed a spell? Did it work?FAQ:>What is this thread?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>77351737nta but i can't tell that because i've never seen you before
>>77351723you actually got pretty close except i'm a 1/10
>>77351731You believe people can't grow and change? Become better?
Ugh, why can't you whores fish for attention on /soc/?
>>77351658You're fucking retarded, you can't even differentiate between posters, you low vocab, low IQ cunt.
installed after hearing about it here, key is to keep blocking ppl you arent interested in so the bottles do not send to you again. Which makes more space for better matches.
>>77351611i got one girl from the uk but thats all
>>77351624not me but i am also european so soon
>>77351674ill be waiting for u
i'm also eurofag but i am out of bottles
desu i cant keep up with all these girls my dms are going crazy
>wants a girlfriend>calls women whores and talks about murdering and raping them>talks about how handsome and big Chad's dick isWhy are incels like this? I think you guys might be gay or a kekold if you think about a hypothetical guy fucking every woman.
>>77351672you mean this redditjak?
>>77351668If you came here just to bully people don't expect them to be civil
>>77350904I dont want a gf because she would force me to get a job or expect me to work and I dont have the wageslave mindset or an interest in fuelling her insta trips
>>77351690obsessed in what way? you're the one who reads the slop posted there apparently
>>77351741I never expected them to be civil retard.
Mexican Twink Edition la ultima vez en telemundo: >>77337543
>>77351666Literally as long as you draw breath there is hope and you are being down on yourself because you don't want to admit thatIt's scary to put yourself out there and work on building relationships and that's okayBut it's not impossibleYou WILL be happy
>>77351681I wish I had a bf who does that dance with a serious expression like that
desu you guys shouldn't act like having a date is hard
>>77351719got no time for that stuffff
>>77351735yeah exactly. that's what they should say instead of pretending
Hi /r9k/, I'm looking for a girlfriendAbout me>20.5 year old>Virgin >179/60>Student>Very poor>Into coding, playing video games and crossdressing >Very shy >17-18 cm dick What am I looking for in a female >25+ age>minimum 6/10>is rich and can sustain me >have big tits and assComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>77351566this isn't /soc/ you fucking reject. go to /lgbt/ if you want to fuck a tranny.
>>77351566>>Very pooryou never finding a girlfriend, especially when you literally listed red flags the next line. Literally focus on making money
>>77351566You literally want a sugar mommy.You need to put more care into yourself and look for older women than 25
Hot blonde aryan swedish police officers betraying their country, betraying their race and getting people killed just to get access to BIG BROWN ARAB CRIMINAL COCK.https://europeanconservative.com/articles/news/sleeping-with-the-enemy-swedish-police-staff-leaked-deadly-info-to-gang-members/
Women are literally not human beings, you should not expect them to behave like one, it's just not going to happen.
>>77350985This why i say to be white is to be a cuck. Being a white male is not a desirable existence.
How did Sweden manage to get so cucked? Even ignoring the immigrants, why do female swedes hate male swedes?
>>77351048Beat me to itWomen are NOT people. They're a resource. You don't care what a cobalt mine thinks. They should be herded and breeded. They don't deserve the mouth they spew every deception possible since the garden of eden
>>77351048>fat pig brown haired swedeThey would fuck anything tbf
>own a small but comfortable home>steady job not very interesting but with a decent salary that does not require me to do much>no real no monetary concerns>waking up every morning anxious after dreaming of being at school again, not having a degree or having an exam and not being able to pass itwhat the fuck does this mean
>>77351630I miss when I had simple dreams like that and not bizarre tests from god or mindless torture. Its gotten so bad that I can actually count each of the 90s minutes each of these dreams lasts because the dream can just stop me from waking myself up and broke all my old methods of escape.
I LOVE NON-WHITE WOMENI LOVE THEM SO MUCHi want to give them all of my affectionyou are all beautiful
I wish I could feel this way but i just cant. white women ARE the best
yeah sorry op, gonna have to go with the other anon here.white women are just better
>What time are you going to bed today?>Are you going to bed alone?>How many hours of sleep do you need?>What size of bed do you sleep in?
>when the cute guy is short
>>77350406hot, one actually ghosted me bc she was a bit weird
>>77350439Damn, that sucks. Imagine passing up the opportunity to pound a cute twink, couldn't be me
>>77349628holy shit i want to be fucked by "her" so bad
>>77349628NOW I get it. My soon-to-be-gf at the time, which was 6 years ago was always standing weirdly whenever I approached her, I thought to myself why the fuck was she not standing with her legs straight, now I get it.
>>77350033Cope, some women look just as good or even better than with make up (some makeup trends look disgusting)
i know most based things that reach the mainstream trickle down from imageboards. foids didn't just originally discover Madoka Lain and Nana on instagroom and brain rok. Was it their autist exes that introduced them to it? Have you ever shared your interests with a woman only to have her co-opt it?
>>77351387im OP, read the post and tell me if it makes sense. i like sweaty and stinky ANIME girls. don't you experience inhibition of feelings of disgust while aroused?
>>77351228i was mowing the grass and the neighbor's car was in the way so i left that little patch for next time but i won't wait forever because cutting it manually is stupid and i have to mow the garden as well so it would take too long
>>77351387i would be one of those perverts
they're just appropriating it like they always dothey want the personality of those hobbies/fandoms without actually giving a shit
>>77351228trying to figure out how to not be a total normie on this app any trips?
Will you ever settle for a chubby femcel?
>>77351431Femcel, no. They have terrible personalities.
>>77351431yes, its actually a brainworm ive developed recently
is she not totally useless and will she put up with me and stick around forever? then yeahis she going to drive me insane? then no.
>>77351431Only if she's a virgin and willing to exercise with me.
>feminists are disgusting, hypocritical, entitled, lying pieces of shit>therefore, feminists deserve to get raped>most women are feminists>therefore, the average rape is simply justice being servedYou literally can't argue against this. Rapists are based and I'm sick of pretending they're not.
>>77350232You must have really bad experiences with women to think this way. Make sure to tell your mother that you love her. Do not get any ideas of raping the next woman you see, especially your own mother.
